Today at 01:00:00 - A FAMILY cat lost at Narangba near Brisbane 11 months ago has turned up at the Townsville RSPCA shelter more than 1300km by road to the north.

30/07/2010 at 12:22:43 - A POLICEMAN was made to pay a $5 admission fee to get into the county fair so he could make an arrest.

30/07/2010 at 08:37:13 - BRITISH border control officials caught an Italian man trying to smuggle £10,000 ($17,330) out of Northern Ireland in his underwear.

30/07/2010 at 01:10:06 - PAUL Yarrow has appeared on TV more than 100 times - despite broadcasters wishing he hadn't.

29/07/2010 at 19:23:21 - A HOT and dehydrated man has been pulled out of a greasy ventilation shaft after spending the night trapped in oil and fat in the ceiling of the first floor.

29/07/2010 at 01:00:00 - OUR marsupials descended from South American ancestor, shocking new research claims.

30/07/2010 at 13:15:09 - A GROUP of brave surgeons in Taiwan have been exploring the effects of electricity on penises.

30/07/2010 at 10:43:14 - OFFICIALS caught a man trying to smuggle £10,000 ($17,330) out of Northern Ireland in his underwear.

29/07/2010 at 11:21:48 - SCIENTISTS have taught pigs to indicate their optimism and pessimism about life depending on their environment.

28/07/2010 at 10:43:44 - A YOUTUBE clip has gone viral after a political candidate brazenly steals an election rival's campaign signs in the dead of the night.

27/07/2010 at 12:00:33 - AN 80-year-old man found hidden treasure in a painting he bought at a post office auction: almost two kilograms of marijuana.

24/07/2010 at 14:37:41 - INDIAN court criticises country's census for grouping housewives with prostitutes and prisoners.

29/07/2010 at 21:12:00 - A set of dentures made for Britain's war-time prime minister Winston Churchill have gone under the hammer in Britain.

28/07/2010 at 21:00:00 - The University of Tasmania is offering hope to people petrified by the thought of flying.

22/07/2010 at 08:37:00 - Whale-watchers off the coast of South Africa got more than they bargained for when a 10-metre southern right whale leapt from the water and crashed down onto their yacht.

30/07/2010 at 03:08:35 - A set of gold-plated false teeth, once worn by Winston Churchill, has been sold at auction for £15,200 pounds, three times the guide price.

29/07/2010 at 14:17:42 - ...such as the shepherd with the intimidating flock

29/07/2010 at 08:38:10 - A pet tiger that escaped in South Africa is found after a two-day search with helicopters, a tracker and sniffer dogs.

28/07/2010 at 19:25:38 - Dogs "automatically imitate" the body movements of their owners, according to a study.

27/07/2010 at 23:19:25 - The Hoosiers are aiming for 'the longest pop song ever to be released in the UK' with a 43 minute single

26/07/2010 at 23:48:47 - The famous Grimethorpe Colliery Band is to field a well-known female horn player in competition.

26/07/2010 at 14:41:51 - An animal rights protester clad in lettuce leaves to promote vegetarianism is detained by police in the Jordanian capital Amman.

Today at 21:21:09 - North Korea's football coach has reportedly been punished for the team's poor performance at the World Cup by being forced to work as a builder.

Today at 02:21:01 - A family hid the mummified body of a relative in his bedroom for 30 years to keep his title of Tokyo's oldest man.

Today at 00:21:02 - A tomcat called Timothy has stunned animal carers by turning up more than 800 miles from his home - a year after he went missing.

30/07/2010 at 20:21:01 - A woman apparently had to pull acupuncture needles out her back and call the emergency services after staff forgot about her and closed the clinic with her still inside.

30/07/2010 at 03:21:02 - The new owners of Harrods got a taste of London life when they returned to their luxury cars to find they had been clamped.

29/07/2010 at 18:21:02 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict.

Today at 13:21:03 - Police Find Man Passed Out After Woman, 82, With Broken Leg, Crowbar Reports Break-in Attempt

Today at 09:21:03 - NOAA: Nearly 2 Lb Hailstone Found In South Dakota Breaks US Records For Diameter, Weight

Today at 08:21:03 - Fla. Inmate Sues Man He's Convicted Of Burglarizing, Claiming He Was Hurt In Citizen's Arrest

Today at 08:21:03 - It's official; the Guiness World Records has declared the "haute dog" at New York's legendary Serendipity 3 as the most expensive hot dog in the world, at $69 a serving. CBSNews.com's Karina Mitchell ...

Today at 08:21:03 - South Fla. Employee Talks Would-be Robber Out Of Stickup By Saying Jesus Wouldn't Approve

Today at 08:21:03 - Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor Snow: Nation's Oldest Mail Carrier Retires At 91 In Tennessee

Today at 11:04:57 - The United States is pouring millions of dollars into Pakistan and it is not out of good Samaritan intention but due to an urgent selfish need to do so, according to the state department. - (AHN)

Today at 10:28:30 - U.S. markets closed mixed on Friday following second quarter Gross Domestic Product (GDP) results that were just shy of estimates. However, the major indices did book their biggest monthly gain in a y ...

Today at 10:10:38 - U.S. observed the anniversary of the detention of three American hikers in Iran with a call from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Tehran to "do the right thing" and release them. - (AHN)

Today at 09:20:52 - The State Department is taking additional measures to plug holes exposed by the results of an undercover sting operation by the Government Accountability Office (GAO), journalists were told at the reg ...

Today at 08:55:54 - United Nations has taken off five members of the Afghan Taliban from a U.N. sanctions blacklist, the U.S. confirmed on Friday. - (AHN)

Today at 11:01:20 - By 2010-07-31T00:01:20Z WALKER, La. (AP) -- Livingston Parish sheriff's deputies arrested a man who passed out while allegedly trying to break into a mobile home where an 82-year-old woman wa ...

Today at 08:00:37 - By 2010-07-30T21:00:37Z VIVIAN, S.D. (AP) -- The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says a giant hailstone that fell in central South Dakota has broken U.S. records, even though ...

Today at 07:12:48 - By 2010-07-30T20:12:48Z NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- At 91 years old, the country's oldest mail carrier is finally hanging up his keys after driving more than 1.1 million miles delivering mail in ...

Today at 06:21:53 - By 2010-07-30T19:21:53Z POMPANO BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A cell phone store manager in South Florida dissuaded an armed man from robbing the store by telling him Jesus wouldn't approve. Instead of ...

Today at 06:13:04 - By 2010-07-30T19:13:04Z ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida inmate is suing the man he's convicted of burglarizing, claiming the man and two others roughed him up during a citizen's arrest ...

Today at 08:53:50 - Funny Graphs - But What About The Werewolf?

Today at 06:00:09 - Funny Graphs - Part Of A Balanced Periodic Table

Today at 04:00:56 - Funny Graphs - Boys Are So Predictable

Today at 03:17:27 - Funny Graphs - University Websites

Today at 02:00:10 - Funny Graphs - I Don't Believe You

Today at 00:00:16 - Funny Graphs - More Than An Eye full Is Wasteful

30/07/2010 at 22:00:57 - Funny Graphs - Answering The Age Old Question

30/07/2010 at 06:27:59 - Funny Graphs - Claim This Bed In The Name Of Estrogen

30/07/2010 at 06:00:01 - Funny Graphs - Sometimes Kids Use Construction Paper, Right?

30/07/2010 at 05:41:18 - Funny Graphs - Wait, Is That A Real Place?

30/07/2010 at 04:00:14 - Funny Graphs - Wait, There Are Shows The DON'T Use This Format?

Today at 08:52:28 - The space weather phenomenon swirls auroras and can spawn magnetic "twisters" that can knock out power lines, a new study says. Earth - Atmosphere of Earth - Aurora - Solar ...

Today at 06:23:38 - Mats of green algae have covered miles of coastline in China, creating foul odors and possibly choking life underneath the waves. Algae - China - Biology - Flora and Fauna - ...

Today at 03:09:11 - Built for the "presentation," in which prisoners' cuts filled cups with blood, an ancient chamber has emerged in Peru with burials intact. Peru - South America - Human sacri ...

Today at 01:05:12 - Fire, crude, and an inky cleanup mark the great China oil spill of 2010-a drop in the barrel compared to the Gulf of Mexico spill. Oil spill - Gulf of Mexico - Environment - ...

30/07/2010 at 09:24:07 - China's massive Three Gorges Dam is being pushed to its limits by heavy monsoon rains that have sent water gushing through spill gates. Three Gorges Dam - Flood - Dam - Wate ...

Today at 08:40:34 - Nicolas Sarkozy's dream of having his own presidential jet to rival America's Air Force One are about to come true with "Air Sarko One", a £150 million aircraft complete with bedroom, air filter syste ...

Today at 07:28:01 - Malaysia's television search for its next religious leader using an X Factor style format came to a conclusion on Friday night.

Today at 05:30:46 - A door and window company has been order to stop using an advert which features a picture of a topless woman accompanied by the slogan: "We sell big knockers."

Today at 03:48:26 - A round-up of our favourite photographs of the week.

Today at 02:44:22 - A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof.

Today at 01:52:17 - Anime fans at the Hong Kong Comics Festival and ChinaJoy in Shanghai.

Today at 03:42:00 - Reuters - LA PAZ (Reuters) - The Aymara priest who blessed Bolivian President Evo Morales at an inauguration ceremony four years ago has been arrested in possession of 530 pounds (240 kg) of cocaine, ...

30/07/2010 at 10:40:00 - The Canadian Press - TERRELL, Texas - A Texas man has been reunited with his long-lost gun more than two decades after it was stolen.

30/07/2010 at 05:07:00 - AFP - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it ...

30/07/2010 at 04:02:00 - AFP - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor dia ...

30/07/2010 at 03:01:00 - AFP - SYDNEY (AFP) - Australia's flamboyant Sex Party on Thursday said it had rebuffed an approach from arch-conservative Family First to forge an unlikely electoral alliance.

Today at 03:40:00 - A Florida inmate is suing the man he's convicted of burglarizing, claiming the man and two others roughed him up during a citizen's arrest.

30/07/2010 at 01:35:00 - Judge Ruben Franco said that the summons appeared to be an attempt by one police officer to show his displeasure with the style.

29/07/2010 at 14:43:00 - Judith Goode Fesler thought she would never see her class ring again, decades after she lost it at the San Jacinto Battleground. That was until archeologists went digging around the area earlier this ...

29/07/2010 at 01:58:00 - Clubs are popping up at universities, colleges and local neighborhoods.

28/07/2010 at 22:17:00 - Also Tuesday, prosecutors in the central state of Puebla reported that three federal police agents were shot to death on a highway in a confrontation with gunmen. The assailants escaped.

Today at 02:45:15 - Florida's annual two-day lobster mini-season put thousands of spiny lobsters in the cooking pot but caused the death of a 60-year-old hunter who apparently suffered a heart attack after coming up fro ...

Today at 02:35:45 - Factories may not rank high on the list of sexy places to get it on, but the people who work there are more likely to have had a sexual encounter at work than those in other professions, according to ...

30/07/2010 at 06:14:12 - A New York judge has thrown out a summons issued to a man for wearing saggy pants, saying the U.S. Constitution protected people's right to dress as they please, even if they looked ridiculous doing ...

30/07/2010 at 03:33:22 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict — the bedbug.

28/07/2010 at 23:44:56 - Throwing money out the window during a high-speed chase, an alleged bank thief discovered, won't send cops off your trail.

Today at 00:21:30 - A family hid the mummified body of a relative in his bedroom for 30 years to keep his title of Tokyo's oldest man.

30/07/2010 at 23:27:49 - A tomcat called Timothy has stunned animal carers by turning up more than 800 miles from his home - a year after he went missing.

30/07/2010 at 19:59:29 - A woman apparently had to pull acupuncture needles out her back and call the emergency services after staff forgot about her and closed the clinic with her still inside.

30/07/2010 at 04:32:00 - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it is "no ...

30/07/2010 at 04:02:00 - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor diamond.

Today at 00:15:40 - Japanese officials have made a six million dollar bid for the 22nd edition of the World Cup (2022) that proposes the actual tournament be broadcast all across the world via real-time holographic techn ...

30/07/2010 at 22:08:28 - Japan is a nation just as obsessed with subcultures as any other, bursting with creative inquiry and the need for personal and artistic expression. Hence, the Big Scooter phenomenon, transforming the ...

30/07/2010 at 01:00:20 - ApriPoko may weigh a mere five pounds, but this voice-operated, talking robot functions as a universal remote for multiple home appliances and devices. Its creators, the researchers at Toshiba, exempl ...

29/07/2010 at 01:00:40 - In a terrible miscarriage of justice, plainclothes police severely beat the wife of an important provincial official in a horrendous case of mistaken identity. This case has become one of the hottest ...

29/07/2010 at 00:41:01 - Today we venture into the dark and bizarre world of Japanese artist Daikichi Amano, a self-declared "perverted master of fish and girls" known for his twisted photography. Daiichi is a fanatic of c ...

30/07/2010 at 22:23:54 - Cow-related violence in the news, animal psychic seeks reincarnated pets, plus "oldest man" may have been dead for 30 years

29/07/2010 at 23:01:10 - Horoscope beats economists in inflation forecasts, bear steals teddy, plus famous panda killed by poison gas

29/07/2010 at 00:44:05 - Santa Claus to sue Catholic Church, Britain faces tarantula invasion, plus Armageddon date fixed

27/07/2010 at 21:02:32 - Australian cave tours in Klingon language, a lake vanishes following flood, plus "I'm a being from another world" fails to impress police

27/07/2010 at 02:21:11 - Kings of Leon forced off stage by pigeon dropping bombardment, bear steals car then gets stuck inside, plus teenager survives 16-floor fall

30/07/2010 at 14:58:00 - A friendly tom cat named Timothy has stunned his Brisbane family by turning up more than 1300 kilometres from home, a year after going missing.

30/07/2010 at 12:01:09 - A vicar was found guilty of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain residency in Britain.

30/07/2010 at 11:15:00 - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched GBP15,200 (NZ$32,830) at auction, over three times the estimate.

30/07/2010 at 11:01:00 - Wearing saggy pants is not a crime, just foolish.

30/07/2010 at 10:36:18 - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

30/07/2010 at 10:14:00 - Police are trying to track down the mystery owner of a Roman glass bangle believed to be more than 2000 years old.

30/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

30/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

30/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

28/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Stanton Friedman is convinced that aliens are visiting us.

28/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Conventional wisdom has held that when a bubble pops, it vanishes. Now scientists have found that a popped bubble actually creates a ring of smaller daughter bubbles in its wake.

25/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Some modern religious leaders believe that Acts of God (a legal, not theological, term) are divine retribution for mankind's wickedness and immorality.

25/07/2010 at 11:21:02 - Exotic particles called geuneutrinos could reveal secrets behind earthquakes and volcanoes.

30/07/2010 at 08:00:00 - The dentures of Britain's war-time prime minister, Winston Churchill, have gone under the hammer.

29/07/2010 at 13:49:00 - A man has been rescued after spending the night trapped in the ventilation system at Melbourne's Crown Casino.

29/07/2010 at 07:23:00 - Rangers have captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

28/07/2010 at 10:16:00 - An unemployed British truck driver is to spend five years in prison for trying to sell London's Ritz Hotel for nearly $390 million.

27/07/2010 at 20:44:00 - A black bear in the United States has managed to open a car door, climb in and knock the gear stick into neutral, sending itself and the car rolling down a slope into trees.

26/07/2010 at 07:16:00 - A catamaran made completely out of plastic bottles and captained by an heir to a banking dynasty will sail into Sydney Harbour today.

30/07/2010 at 02:08:41 - LONDON (Reuters) - A vicar was found guilty on Thursday of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain resid ...

30/07/2010 at 02:04:57 - LONDON (Reuters) - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched 15,200 pounds ($23,770) at auction, over three times the estimate.

30/07/2010 at 01:59:00 - AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

29/07/2010 at 06:01:21 - JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Rangers captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm on Wednesday after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

29/07/2010 at 03:55:42 - GAZA (Reuters) - The Islamist rulers of the Gaza Strip have ordered lingerie shops to display more modesty.

30/06/2010 at 19:57:40 - Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I remember parking when I was a teenager. There was a Lutheran church in my neighborhood that had a very poorly lit parking lot. More than a few of ...

26/06/2010 at 19:53:59 - Saturday, June 26, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Medical marijuana has been in the news a lot recently. There is a big controversy over how available it should be and who should be allowed to dispen ...

23/06/2010 at 19:53:46 - Wednesday, June 23, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: It may seem like I have been picking on cops recently, but seriously, these are the stories that have been in the news! Like this one about a Chatta ...

19/06/2010 at 19:51:02 - Saturday, June 19, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Anybody want to get married? Two Montanans repeatedly take marriage vows without the benefit of divorce, but they aren't polygamists; they are proxie ...

16/06/2010 at 19:52:46 - Wednesday, June 16, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Boobs. Is there anything they can't do? In this case an American woman was rescued from disaster on a mountain in Germany after she used her size DD ...

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15/06/2010 at 22:49:33 - DHAKA (Reuters) - Authorities in soccer crazy Bangladesh on Monday asked all manufacturing factories in and around the capital Dhaka to suspend operations each evening until the end of the World Cup i ...

15/06/2010 at 01:47:41 - Men take a fraction of a second to decide if they are attracted to a woman or not - but they should not be called shallow because they are genetically programmed to do so, scientists say. Men weigh up ...

26/05/2010 at 04:37:56 - Outrun the cops, evade the El Camino, attempt daring underwater rescues and use the Doom Glider to foil 2D's escape attempts from Plastic Beach Escape to Plastic Beach tells the story of Gorillaz jour ...

25/11/2009 at 12:40:47 - A historic trove of Texas photos was found dumped beneath a Fort Worth bridge, local TV station WFAA reported Sunday. The discarded shots include those of a young George H.W. Bush; Gwendolyn Brooks, a ...

15/11/2009 at 11:19:43 - Start with one delightfully warped science project contest for grown-ups. Add a touch of county fair and a whole lot of tailgating. What do you get? Flying pumpkins. See how they do it at the 24th ann ...

14/11/2009 at 10:16:24 - British media were purring with satisfaction Friday over a kitty kerfuffle in Canada.

11/11/2009 at 09:54:38 - The world's most expensive bottle of beer goes on the auction block Saturday -- just don't expect to drink it. In fact, according to Andrew Aldridge of the British auction house Henry Aldridge and Son ...

05/11/2009 at 08:10:43 - When filmmaker Franny Armstrong found herself surrounded by a group of teenage girls, one of them armed with an iron bar, she knew she needed help. And she got it, from a very unexpected source.

29/07/2010 at 10:00:00 - Injuries caused by flip-flops are costing the NHS an astonishing £40million every year.

28/07/2010 at 10:00:00 - Here's another tasty Daily Mirror exclusive you can get your teeth into – our very own sandwich.

27/07/2010 at 18:16:00 - A man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown trousers, US authorities said.

26/07/2010 at 19:33:00 - Rockers the Kings of Leon abandoned a gig after they were hit by pigeon droppings.

25/07/2010 at 10:00:00 - Two entrepreneurs from Seattle who hate the taste of envelope gum have invented one whose sticky strip tastes like bacon.

25/07/2010 at 10:00:00 - An order of Benedictine nuns cut off from the outside world has signed a record deal with the company behind Lady Gaga.