Today at 07:59:06 - STUNNED British woman Belinda Waite became a mother for the first time just three hours after doctors discovered she was pregnant.

Today at 06:22:11 - FOUR backpackers who streaked past police headquarters have been dealt with in a day while five police are still waiting to learn their fate for a similar stunt last September.

09/03/2010 at 22:16:22 - A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

09/03/2010 at 14:31:35 - A NEW Zealand woman claims to have sold the two ghosts of two dead people in an online auction for nearly $A2000 earlier this week.

09/03/2010 at 08:27:35 - A WOMAN crashed her car after giving her ex-hubby the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

09/03/2010 at 04:49:23 - A MAN who pleaded guilty to his 11th drive unlicensed charge believes his troubles began when he was stabbed in the back while having sex.

09/03/2010 at 21:58:51 - A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

09/03/2010 at 06:54:12 - A WOMAN crashed her car after giving her ex-hubby the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

08/03/2010 at 11:10:42 - A WOMAN phones police about "suspicious noises" in her flat, but is quite embarrassed when officers find the source.

07/03/2010 at 17:11:40 - AS the snow finally melts in the US capital, the cleared streets are revealing a nasty minefield.

06/03/2010 at 07:34:15 - A YOUTH'S been arrested for listening in his car to what police deem offensive rap music.

04/03/2010 at 08:35:11 - POLICE hold three men who vandalised 100 homes in an attempt to get on news bulletins.

04/03/2010 at 03:23:01 - MARIA Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication.

09/03/2010 at 14:01:00 - A boy faces court accused of taking his mother's car on a 80-kilometre joy ride, then crashing.

09/03/2010 at 14:00:00 - A giant "Wellywood" sign is on the cards for New Zealand's capital.

09/03/2010 at 07:05:00 - Police urged people to log on to YouTube to help them catch a driver who did a burn-out in Adelaide.

09/03/2010 at 00:09:00 - It may seem odd, but the locals swear it is true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.

04/03/2010 at 06:00:00 - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said.

03/03/2010 at 00:06:00 - German police have detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.

Today at 04:21:02 - A skydiver has survived plunging 3,000ft to the ground after a parachute jump went disastrously wrong.

09/03/2010 at 23:21:02 - Restorers in Italy have discovered long lost details in frescos by Giotto on the walls of the Peruzzi Chapel in Florence's Santa Croce church.

09/03/2010 at 14:21:01 - Two British old age pensioners have devoted their lives to rescuing the "slumdog donkeys" of Delhi and even have an ambulance for the animals.

09/03/2010 at 00:21:01 - A man who donated a series of gambling bets to Oxfam when he died, could raise the charity £330,000.

09/03/2010 at 00:21:01 - LS Lowry's iconic paintings of industrial northern England are to be recreated - using nudes.

08/03/2010 at 22:21:02 - A pair of squirrels have taken their love of coconuts to a different level - by getting stuck into their favourite snacks.

Today at 18:21:07 - The digital billboard similar to ones from the Tom Cruise film are being developed by NEC, the Japanese technology company.

Today at 17:21:02 - A New York restaurant chef has been warned by city health officials after he offered customers the chance to taste cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

Today at 12:21:03 - Staff at Sydney's Taronga Zoo have declared the live birth of a baby elephant a "miracle" days after vets said the calf had died in the womb.

Today at 12:21:03 - Sarah Palin has raised questions over her staunch criticism of state health care after the former Alaska governor admitted her own family used to "zoom" over the border to get treated in Canada's publ ...

Today at 18:21:09 - A cow has given birth to triplets despite the odds of doing so being 100,000 to one.

Today at 15:03:09 - A man who held up 16,000 passengers by breaching airport security to kiss his girlfriend has avoided a jail sentence.

09/03/2010 at 21:46:00 - Germany's largest fishing vessel will leave the Netherlands this week, towed by a giant kite harnessing trade winds for South America that will help cut its fuel consumption by up to a third.

08/03/2010 at 07:00:00 - Switzerland has voted against assigning lawyers to defend animals in court cases.

04/03/2010 at 08:29:00 - Greece has urged citizens to make charity contributions into a national fund in support of Government efforts to deal with a fiscal crisis.

04/03/2010 at 06:28:00 - In the United States an investigation is taking place into how a child was allowed to direct air traffic at New York's JFK airport, under an adult's supervision.

Today at 13:21:05 - A Calif. artist has taken an inventive approach to using the bathroom by creating unique urinal sculptures. As KPIX's Mike Sugerman reports, these custom urinals fetch up to $8,000.

Today at 13:21:06 - Man Allegedly Robs Idaho Pharmacy, Then Throws Cash On The Counter Before Leaving

Today at 08:21:03 - Now On EBay: The Xbox That Brought Down Baltimore's Mayor; Evidence Sales To Fund Teen Jobs

Today at 08:21:03 - Mommy Milk Cheese: NYC Chef Creates Cheese Recipe Using Wife's Breast Milk

Today at 08:21:03 - Woman Who Didn't Know She Was Pregnant Delivers Surprise Baby, Picks Up Other Son From School

Today at 08:21:03 - NYC Pet Shop Owner Claims Buttkiss The Fish Is 43 And Weighs 20 Pounds

Today at 12:21:03 - COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- Police in northern Idaho arrested a robber accused of demanding a controlled drug from a pharmacy, then throwing cash on the counter before fleeing. Kootenai County Sh ...

Today at 07:39:38 - HARRODSBURG, Ky. (AP) -- A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilica ...

Today at 06:31:41 - NEW YORK (AP) -- It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true. Buttkiss, the black pacu he owns, is 43 and weighs 20 pounds. A pacu is a breed that's related to the piranha. S ...

Today at 06:28:20 - NEW YORK (AP) -- Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese." Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife ...

09/03/2010 at 23:43:18 - PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot....

Today at 12:21:06 - The Canadian Press - LETHBRIDGE, Alta. - An alleged birdnapper and a purloined parrot are now both safely behind bars after an incident in Lethbridge, Alta.

Today at 05:04:00 - AFP - MOSCOW (AFP) - A Siberian traffic policeman was arrested for taking a 2,000-ruble (67-dollar) bribe and then trying to conceal his crime by eating the money, investigators said Tuesday.

Today at 04:34:00 - AFP - WELLINGTON (AFP) - Two glass vials said to contain the ghosts of an old man and a young girl have been sold online in New Zealand for nearly 2,000 US dollars.

Today at 04:14:00 - AFP - BERLIN (AFP) - A German woman fearing that Earth would be sucked into oblivion in a black hole failed on Tuesday in her court attempt to halt the world's most powerful atom-smasher.

Today at 04:06:00 - Reuters - NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cyprus said Tuesday ransom was the motive of thieves who stole the body of former President Tassos Papadopoulos, found in a shallow grave Monday three months after it dis ...

Today at 11:21:06 - VANCOUVER (Reuters) - Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.

Today at 04:14:00 - WELLINGTON (AFP) - Two glass vials said to contain the ghosts of an old man and a young girl have been sold online in New Zealand for nearly 2,000 US dollars.

Today at 03:06:50 - A skydiver has survived plunging 3,000ft to the ground after a parachute jump went disastrously wrong.

09/03/2010 at 23:48:00 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cypriot police have discovered the missing body of former President Tassos Papadopoulos in another grave three months after it was stolen from its tomb in an apparent ransom bid, a ...

09/03/2010 at 21:16:19 - Restorers in Italy have discovered long lost details in frescos by Giotto on the walls of the Peruzzi Chapel in Florence's Santa Croce church.

Today at 10:05:34 - A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilical cord.

Today at 08:41:19 - A woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot.

Today at 08:34:38 - It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true.

Today at 08:15:55 - Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese."

Today at 05:32:09 - Motorists scrambled to buy cheap petrol at Caltex's self-service pumps in Riverton before the price ballooned 23c yesterday.

09/03/2010 at 23:01:00 - A man has been caught on a security camera – stealing it.

Today at 08:35:15 - At least one channel thought to have been carved by water was actually built by lava flows, according to a new study of Martian surface features.

Today at 08:33:30 - For 4,500 years in what is now Mexico, decomposing bodies were pulled apart and reburied, according to what may be the first evidence for ritual "double burials."

Today at 08:23:21 - It turns out evidence for water on the moon was right under our noses all along, according to new studies of rocks retrieved by Apollo astronauts.

Today at 06:40:24 - See exclusive views of tsunami-tossed boats, a collapsed bridge, and a crumbled cliff-scenes of the devastating toll of the February 27 Chile earthquake.

09/03/2010 at 05:31:54 - With its 2010 Oscar win for best documentary, the movie The Cove has reignited debate over annual dolphin hunts in Taiji, Japan.

Today at 06:28:01 - The Obama administration is trying to prop up small businesses with more funding for community development banks. Obama's fiscal 2011 budget seeks $250 million in additional funding for community deve ...

Today at 06:27:26 - Just weeks following the tragedy at SeaWorld Orlando where trainer Dawn Brancheau was killed by one of the park's whales, PETA is sending a message to the theme park company and its visitors. It used ...

Today at 06:23:10 - Congress will pass a Cap and Trade bill cutting carbon emissions through industrial trade-offs, announced Lisa Jackson, Administrator, U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) at a Luncheon event at ...

Today at 06:22:32 - Cisco Systems unveiled its new CRS-3 Carrier Routing System that claims capacity of 322 Terabits per second, tripling the tech firms current router. - (AHN)

Today at 06:16:35 - U.S. markets registered small gains on the one-year anniversary of the market bottom. Stocks inched near this year's highs before a late sell-off in commodity names weighed. - (AHN)

Today at 06:17:00 - Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason. A photo on his blog features the cheese encrusted with maple caramelized pumpkin and Concord grapes.

Today at 00:30:00 - The lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after repeated phone calls to the bank.

09/03/2010 at 07:01:00 - Old Baldy was considered a Union hero after surviving the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg, and soldiering on after being shot in battle many times.

09/03/2010 at 00:44:00 - Court papers say that on Jan. 19, the girl went to use her bathroom but saw the man in there.

05/03/2010 at 21:49:00 - The man, dubbed the “Frugal Felon” by the FBI, robbed the First Convenience Bank inside a Kroger grocery store in the 12600 block of Woodforest about noon Thursday, authorities said.

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Today at 00:00:23 - funny graphs and charts - Chance of Ideas vs. Where They Happen

09/03/2010 at 06:00:15 - funny graphs and charts - Dangers of wearing red vs where you are.

09/03/2010 at 03:00:35 - funny graphs and charts - Things That Came Out of Pandora's Box

09/03/2010 at 00:00:56 - funny graphs and charts - Percentage distribution of times when I think about coffee filters

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07/03/2010 at 00:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Popular Thoughts About Global Climate Change

06/03/2010 at 06:00:43 - funny graphs and charts - What Women Do In The Shower According To Men

Today at 03:50:11 - LUANDA (Reuters) - Wild elephants rampaged through a southern village in Angola last weekend, destroying farms and dozens of houses and prompting most of its 4,000 residents to flee to neighboring Nam ...

Today at 03:47:27 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cypriot police said Tuesday they had discovered the corpse of former president Tassos Papadopoulos, three months after it was snatched from its grave in a crime that shocked the Me ...

09/03/2010 at 04:28:13 - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Don't mess with a century-old tradition even if it is sexist, Canadians told the Conservative government this week, forcing Ottawa to scrap plans to make the country's national anth ...

09/03/2010 at 04:24:53 - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Black and Hispanic Americans are more likely than whites and Asians to lose sleep over job and money worries, a sleep survey released on Monday found.

09/03/2010 at 04:24:23 - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's parliamentary restaurant will be serving seal meat on Wednesday in a gesture of defiance aimed at a European Union ban on imports of seal products.

Today at 03:15:34 - Weddings are an occasion never to be forgotten, especially when the bride and groom both come from noble origins. Consider, for instance, the New Delhi wedding of Indian parliament member Kadir Rana' ...

Today at 00:41:19 - Loud, obnoxious, and naughty children are the bane of many parents' existence. Thankfully for the parents in Japan's Oga Peninsula, Akita Prefecture in northern Honshu, Japan, there is a solution: the ...

09/03/2010 at 05:52:24 - With legs long enough to straddle a Buick, this sea monster plucked from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, measures a staggering ten feet from claw to claw. It currently resides in Britain at the Natio ...

09/03/2010 at 00:09:03 - Professional Wakaresaseya (splitter-uppers) are a special brand of private detectives unique to Japan. Although they perform a variety of functions, their primary purpose is to end all kinds of sticky ...

08/03/2010 at 00:39:42 - Are sex, drugs and rock and roll the worst influences on a growing child? Apparently not in Taiwan. The local authorities of this East Asian island are calling for dramatic changes to its current movi ...

Today at 03:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 18:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

09/03/2010 at 06:07:10 - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a Kentucky jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

09/03/2010 at 00:39:13 - A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly performing circumcisions on men without a licence.

06/03/2010 at 06:18:22 - A Korean man has married his dakimaura, a.k.a. a body pillow with a Japanese anime girl drawn on it.

06/03/2010 at 05:26:45 - A nun who was allegedly cured of her Parkinson's disease after writing a former pope's name on a piece of paper has taken ill again, a Polish newspaper reports.

09/03/2010 at 21:53:19 - German ailments blamed on the weather, the stolen corpse of an ex-president, and Japan's phantom kangaroos

09/03/2010 at 03:21:05 - Nazis tried to infiltrate Boy Scouts, Virgin Mary icon weeps oil, plus "chupacabra" captured alive

05/03/2010 at 22:03:28 - Organic molecules found in Orion Nebula, pigeons better at probability estimates than humans, plus exploding toilet injures policeman

04/03/2010 at 23:28:53 - Scientists say Chile quake didn't shift Earth on its axis, exorcist arrested for attacking trees, plus bottled ghosts for sale

03/03/2010 at 21:48:08 - Chickens attack and kill fox, fossil turns out not to be missing link, plus man tells court he isn't dead

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Freezing point of water changes with an electric charge.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Vampires are very popular in books and movies, but are they real?

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Humans lie, cheat and steal, gossip, bully and kill. Why we do these and other destructive things.

06/03/2010 at 18:53:17 - Saturday, March 6, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is something to think about. I recently read about a guy named Lindsey Williams who wrote a book called ‘The Energy Non-Crisis' in which h ...

03/03/2010 at 19:01:01 - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Of all the things you could possibly want at your wedding when money is no object; a 24 piece orchestra, a champagne fountain at every table, a life ...

27/02/2010 at 19:01:16 - Saturday, February 27, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: There can be only one…crazy mother running up and down the halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in Tennessee. Other sta ...

24/02/2010 at 18:56:16 - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is why it is important to be very careful about who you leave your kids with. Unless, of course, you're look- ing to have them sold, and ev ...

20/02/2010 at 18:54:33 - Saturday, February 20, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Icicles are dangerous. Anybody can tell you that. They can damage your house. They can drop down from the edge of your roof and puncture your sku ...

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system.

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operat ...

04/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, finally, a tree.

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31/12/2009 at 17:23:56 - A guest at a party for lifeguards celebrating their first drowning-free swimming season in memory drowned Tuesday, the director of the New Orleans Recreation Department said today. Madlyn Richard, the ...

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20/12/2009 at 03:10:36 - Forget the plastic icicles, brightly colored balls and tinsel.

14/12/2009 at 13:05:59 - Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas, Wang Wang and Funi, on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

08/12/2009 at 09:59:04 - A Texas homeowner who adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's "David" as a scantily clad Santa got more than just jolly laughs from his neighbors. Barry McBee said he was aiming to make people chuc ...

04/12/2009 at 06:47:43 - Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldw ...

03/12/2009 at 00:35:14 - Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was s ...

24/02/2010 at 22:01:00 - A dog has become 'mum' to two tiger cubs after they were rejected at birth.

18/02/2010 at 10:01:00 - Tory bogeyman Michael Howard was involved in an alien mystery yesterday when files revealed there was a UFO over his house.

17/02/2010 at 22:00:00 - Cats, crocs and bears feature in this dangerous video round-up

08/02/2010 at 23:51:00 - Barack Obama has labelled the massive snowfall on America's east coast Snowmageddon - and this weather forecaster sounds like he believes it really is the end of the world.

26/01/2010 at 10:00:00 - A beekeeper passed out after being stung...and woke up in a pitch-black closed coffin.