13/03/2010 at 03:04:07 - DESPERATE pet owners are turning to detectives to help them find their lost doggies, kitties and more exotic pets.

12/03/2010 at 14:58:26 - PRINCE Philip has done it again, this time asking a navy cadet if she worked in a strip club.

12/03/2010 at 07:16:23 - A PLASTIC surgeon hit the highest score ever on Donkey Kong, setting a new world record.

12/03/2010 at 07:06:44 - A THREE-METRE python that swallowed a family's pet dog in Cairns has struck again, attempting to devour a chihuahua.

11/03/2010 at 19:00:22 - ANIMAL welfare experts are baffled by the deaths of 75 starlings which apparently just fell out of the sky.

11/03/2010 at 08:35:28 - A FIERY bride-to-be chucks a hissy fit after staff refuse to make alterations to her dress.

10/03/2010 at 10:45:57 - AN elderly woman left her family baffled and worried after a devil-like horn grew on her head.

12/03/2010 at 23:04:47 - SATAN is "at work inside the Vatican", corrupting bishops and turning priests into pedophiles, claims the Catholic Church's own chief exorcist.

12/03/2010 at 13:41:22 - UK's Prince Philip was accused of bungling by The Sun after he asked a sea cadet whether she worked in a strip club.

12/03/2010 at 11:59:37 - A WOMAN, 38, has been left with a fractured skull following a freak accident where she was hit in the head by a golf ball through the open window of her taxi.

12/03/2010 at 08:00:16 - A US writer has found evidence the CIA spiked a French village's food with the hallucinogenic drug LSD.

12/03/2010 at 07:09:54 - A THREE-METRE python that swallowed a family's pet dog in Cairns has struck again, attempting to devour a chihuahua.

11/03/2010 at 08:17:00 - A NORTHERN TERRITORY police officer has been caught drink-driving in a police vehicle while on duty.

12/03/2010 at 15:41:00 - Australia's premier spy organisation is infiltrating social media and revamping its own website in a bid to attract more young people to join its ranks.

12/03/2010 at 10:51:00 - Worse than a bull in a china shop, a man whose bird died goes back to a pet shop with an axe.

11/03/2010 at 09:48:00 - A New Zealand woman has successfully sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl.

09/03/2010 at 14:01:00 - A boy faces court accused of taking his mother's car on a 80-kilometre joy ride, then crashing.

09/03/2010 at 14:00:00 - A giant "Wellywood" sign is on the cards for New Zealand's capital.

09/03/2010 at 07:05:00 - Police urged people to log on to YouTube to help them catch a driver who did a burn-out in Adelaide.

13/03/2010 at 23:21:02 - One in 10 schoolkids think the Queen invented the telephone and almost one third believe Sir Isaac Newton discovered fire, according to a new study.

12/03/2010 at 20:21:01 - A picture of the young Queen Victoria in an intimate and alluring pose indicates may not have been the prude many believed her to be.

12/03/2010 at 03:21:01 - It's not an easy first day at work but the 'conveyance', as it's officially known, is a rite of passage for this ship.

11/03/2010 at 22:21:01 - The world's largest casino has been rebuilt - as the world's largest-ever house of cards.

11/03/2010 at 22:21:01 - Pictures have been released of the baby elephant born two days after experts at an Australian zoo said it had died in its mother's womb.

11/03/2010 at 21:21:02 - A mystery knitter is spinning quite a yarn over one New Jersey shore town by putting jumpers over trees and lamp poles.

Today at 18:21:04 - Wis. Man Who Credits Packers Loyalty For Saving His Life Is Voted Into Team's Fan Hall Of Fame

Today at 13:21:06 - Packers Fan Who Sold His Blood To Pay For Season Tickets Voted To Team's Fan Hall Of Fame

Today at 13:21:07 - A Fraud Bust, Indeed: Sheriff's Deputies Say Suspect Had $26,000 In Bra When Booked

Today at 05:21:07 - On this week's "Under the Radar", Chris Wragge and Erica hill show us an Ebay action of a ghost; Also, France bargain extravaganza; Plus, German artist that uses legos on real buildings.

13/03/2010 at 12:21:02 - Actress Betty White is suddenly the new "it girl" after a funny spot on a Super Bowl commercial. Richard Schlesinger reports on a campaign to get this "golden girl" to host "Saturday Night Live." ...

Today at 17:21:03 - GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A Wisconsin man who says his Green Bay Packers loyalties helped save his life has been voted into the team's Fan Hall of Fame....

Today at 12:21:03 - GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A man who said his loyalty to the Green Bay Packers helped save his life has been voted into the team's Fan Hall of Fame. The team announced the honor Saturday for 79-year- ...

Today at 11:21:03 - SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) -- A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff's deputies said a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft. Lukeisha ...

13/03/2010 at 11:09:32 - PIKE CREEK, Del. (AP) -- Delaware state police said someone broke into a car and stole a bridesmaid's dress just hours before a wedding on Friday at a shopping center in Pike Creek. Police said th ...

13/03/2010 at 08:57:15 - IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) -- Police in Iowa City accused a 77-year-old man they arrested on traffic charges earlier this year of swallowing his hidden marijuana stash while seated in a squad car. Autho ...

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Today at 00:54:14 - The central bank of India is going to buy bonds worth US$10 billion, issued by the International Monetary Fund (IMF), according to an announcement. - (AHN)

13/03/2010 at 23:32:49 - Some 1.4 million taxpayers who did not file their 2006 tax returns have until April 15 to claim $1.3 billion in refunds from the Internal Revenue Service. - (AHN)

13/03/2010 at 23:23:57 - A woman jogger in Malibu's Zuma Canyon park jumped off a cliff and slid 100 feet down a hillside to escape a man who tried to sexually assault her on Friday. - (AHN)

13/03/2010 at 19:19:05 - Alaska State Troopers and Department of Fish and Game staff are waiting for good weather before starting a hunt for a wolf pack that killed a teacher in Chignik Lake on Monday. - (AHN)

Today at 09:33:14 - The high speed car racing sport of drifting is making its mark in Tasmania, with a growing group of devotees.

12/03/2010 at 20:04:00 - New Zealand Police Minister Judith Collins has slammed a stunt in which a newspaper sent people masquerading as terrorists with fake bombs to Super 14 rugby games as "unbelievably stupid".

12/03/2010 at 08:37:00 - A number of inmates at the Ivanhoe jail in far west New South Wales were found drunk at the prison on Tuesday night after drinking vanilla essence.

11/03/2010 at 06:18:00 - Barack Obama's bruising enforcer Rahm Emanuel has been accused of berating a naked congresman in a Washington gym shower.

11/03/2010 at 06:00:00 - A Belgian media group has published Europe's first 3D newspaper, complete with flip-out cardboard viewing glasses.

10/03/2010 at 19:32:00 - Human remains have been discovered at a Hobart school.

Today at 08:01:00 - AFP - HEXHAM, England (AFP) - Hadrian's Wall, a Roman-era fortification spanning the width of northern England, was lit up from end-to-end by volunteers carrying flaming torches Saturday.

Today at 06:53:00 - AFP - BOGOTA (AFP) - Colombian police said Saturday they had discovered 16 kilograms (35 pounds) of cocaine stashed in replicas of sculptures by artist Fernando Botero intended for shipment to Spain.

13/03/2010 at 05:31:00 - Reuters - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Whether you want to live like a rock star or a cowboy, or become an urban gardener or just opt for the simple life, there is a town in America to suit everyone's taste.

13/03/2010 at 05:31:00 - Reuters - SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Paying for extras has become routine for airline passengers but it doesn't mean they like it, with a poll showing more than half all travelers hate having to fork out t ...

13/03/2010 at 05:30:00 - Reuters - WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.

Today at 06:32:44 - In a novel way to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the death of the poet Philip Larkin, a council is to spend £200,000 on 65 giant fibreglass toads.

Today at 02:36:45 - Motorists face a postcode lottery of road quality due to the failure of local authorities to agree a definition of what exactly constitutes a pothole.

13/03/2010 at 10:38:01 - A barn sold for a record £900,000 price tag defying the downward trend in the property market.

13/03/2010 at 08:28:09 - An Australian toddler was so determined to help himself to sweets from a lolly machine that he climbed through the tiny dispensing hatch, ending up imprisoned inside four walls of glass.

13/03/2010 at 08:27:20 - Madonna, the twice-divorced pop star whose romantic entanglements are often in the news, served as a relationship guru in an appearance on the reality TV programme "The Marriage Ref".

Today at 04:12:47 - A homeless man in eastern central China has caused a stir with his movie star good looks and dress sense from the catwalks of international high fashion. Xilige, 35, in the port city of Ningbo in Zhe ...

Today at 02:40:24 - In an effort to sustain the image of an island that is squeaky clean, Singapore has maintained its ban on chewing gum sales, which was first imposed in 1992. Known for its Esplanade and beautiful skyl ...

13/03/2010 at 03:50:29 - The Japanese have a wonderful knack for putting a wonderful, wacky, or just plain cool twist on even the most mundane of items, and snack foods are no exception. Whether it's yuzu-flavored Kit Kats or ...

12/03/2010 at 23:51:27 - A new Japanese musical instrument is sweeping the internet and being featured in numerous viral videos. Billed as “the world's cutest and weirdest musical instrument”, the Otamatone is the ...

12/03/2010 at 05:57:03 - A couple of years back a little thriller called Stuck was released. Starring Mena Suvari and Stephen Rea, it was loosely based on the real life tale of Chante Jawan Mallard, who struck and hit a homel ...

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12/03/2010 at 23:59:49 - LOLMart Shirts Presents: Release The Hounds

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12/03/2010 at 00:00:36 - funny graphs and charts - Time Spent Talking About My Garden

11/03/2010 at 06:00:38 - funny graphs and charts - INVISIBLE GRAPH

11/03/2010 at 03:00:51 - funny graphs and charts - Money Through Time

13/03/2010 at 22:05:55 - One in 10 schoolkids think the Queen invented the telephone and almost one third believe Sir Isaac Newton discovered fire, according to a new study.

13/03/2010 at 03:24:00 - LONDON (Reuters) - There is something strange in the air down by the Humber Bridge, at least there would appear to be if you are a Hull City footballer.

13/03/2010 at 02:57:00 - TBILISI (AFP) - Georgian criminals could be swapping prison uniforms for cassocks under a new scheme to allow offenders to serve out their sentences in monasteries.

13/03/2010 at 01:57:00 - BERLIN (AFP) - A novel idea by a hard-up east German village to sell its potholes to finance their repair looked Friday to have got off to a good start, with 111 already snapped up, the official websi ...

13/03/2010 at 01:35:48 - Gloucestershire's famous annual cheese rolling event has been cancelled due to safety fears - not over competitor injuries, but crowding.

13/03/2010 at 11:45:04 - Devotees of a Miami man who claims to practice a traditional African religion say they were sickened when they had to ingest the mucus of a giant African snail.

13/03/2010 at 11:43:31 - A police tow truck removed a minivan parked outside a New York City funeral home - with a body inside.

11/03/2010 at 13:05:00 - Someone is spinning quite a yarn over one New Jersey shore town.

11/03/2010 at 04:54:50 - If you're a cop and you're going to rub your penis against a colleague's cruiser, it's probably not smart to blog about it.

10/03/2010 at 03:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 18:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

13/03/2010 at 10:03:00 - Nelson's Rudy Heeman was to spend today glued to his computer in anticipation of a flurry of last-minute bids for his flying hovercraft.

12/03/2010 at 20:06:00 - An online auction for two "captured ghosts" has tangible spinoffs for Christchurch animals, and will possibly merit a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

12/03/2010 at 11:34:21 - A woman's skull was fractured when she was hit by a golf ball that flew through the open window of the taxi in which she was a passenger.

12/03/2010 at 07:31:00 - A 37-year-old US woman is accused of putting her 14-year-old behind the wheel because she was too drunk to drive.

12/03/2010 at 07:30:00 - They say crime doesn't pay. For one robber in California, it did - but not much. Police say a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a market and got away with US$6 (NZ$8.50).

13/03/2010 at 06:24:14 - Two stellar corpses circle each other in just 5.4 minutes, whirling tightly together at 310 miles a second, a new study confirms.

13/03/2010 at 06:07:33 - The tomb of a headless Maya man has been discovered beneath an ancient chamber famously painted with scenes of torture.

13/03/2010 at 00:56:36 - See National Geographic enthusiasts' eyewitness views of recovery and ruin in Haiti after the January 12 earthquake.

12/03/2010 at 09:11:39 - Time-lapse satellite views of a West Virginia coal mine show how long-term mountaintop mining can wipe out swaths of forest.

12/03/2010 at 07:35:49 - Under the brittle, icy crust of Titan lies a surprisingly icy mush, followed by a liquid ocean and a core of rock and ice, new data suggest.

13/03/2010 at 05:31:14 - SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Paying for extras has become routine for airline passengers but it doesn't mean they like it, with a poll showing more than half all travelers hate having to fork out to choose t ...

13/03/2010 at 05:30:33 - WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.

13/03/2010 at 00:34:59 - LONDON (Reuters Life!) - A 16th century dog, the only known female to have served aboard King Henry VIII's ill-fated flagship the Mary Rose, has stolen the show at Britain's Crufts dog show this year. ...

12/03/2010 at 07:43:21 - AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.

12/03/2010 at 04:17:37 - TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - In search of Mr. or Mrs. Right, dozens of Japanese are attending a newly launched school in Tokyo that aims to turn them into marriage material.

13/03/2010 at 05:21:02 - Scientists are on quest to create ever larger atoms, using extremely high energies to fuse together many protons and neutrons into behemoth nuclei.

12/03/2010 at 10:21:03 - Vampires are very popular in books and movies, but are they real?

12/03/2010 at 10:21:03 - Humans lie, cheat and steal, gossip, bully and kill. Why we do these and other destructive things.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

07/03/2010 at 10:21:02 - Freezing point of water changes with an electric charge.

12/03/2010 at 21:46:36 - Worshippers made to eat snail slime, the invisible star throwing "snowballs" at Earth, and a man is attacked by a rabid otter

11/03/2010 at 22:19:58 - The giant meat-eating plants that prefer shrew poo, chief exorcist says Devil is in Vatican, and the mystery of the midnight knitter

10/03/2010 at 21:17:42 - Burmese python on the loose on council estate, dead starlings fall out of sky, and road sign warns motorists to beware drunk pedestrians

09/03/2010 at 21:53:19 - German ailments blamed on the weather, the stolen corpse of an ex-president, and Japan's phantom kangaroos

09/03/2010 at 03:21:05 - Nazis tried to infiltrate Boy Scouts, Virgin Mary icon weeps oil, plus "chupacabra" captured alive

11/03/2010 at 04:57:00 - Parents had told investigators their children often seemed groggy after leaving the day care. The charges are the most serious that can be applied, Deters said.

10/03/2010 at 06:17:00 - Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason. A photo on his blog features the cheese encrusted with maple caramelized pumpkin and Concord grapes.

10/03/2010 at 00:30:00 - The lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after repeated phone calls to the bank.

09/03/2010 at 07:01:00 - Old Baldy was considered a Union hero after surviving the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg, and soldiering on after being shot in battle many times.

09/03/2010 at 00:44:00 - Court papers say that on Jan. 19, the girl went to use her bathroom but saw the man in there.

10/03/2010 at 18:58:53 - Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I just read an absurd article which suggested that an 18 percent tax on pizza and soda can push down U.S. adults' calorie intake enough to lower th ...

06/03/2010 at 18:53:17 - Saturday, March 6, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is something to think about. I recently read about a guy named Lindsey Williams who wrote a book called ‘The Energy Non-Crisis' in which h ...

03/03/2010 at 19:01:01 - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Of all the things you could possibly want at your wedding when money is no object; a 24 piece orchestra, a champagne fountain at every table, a life ...

27/02/2010 at 19:01:16 - Saturday, February 27, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: There can be only one…crazy mother running up and down the halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in Tennessee. Other sta ...

24/02/2010 at 18:56:16 - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is why it is important to be very careful about who you leave your kids with. Unless, of course, you're look- ing to have them sold, and ev ...

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20/12/2009 at 03:10:36 - Forget the plastic icicles, brightly colored balls and tinsel.

14/12/2009 at 13:05:59 - Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas, Wang Wang and Funi, on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

08/12/2009 at 09:59:04 - A Texas homeowner who adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's "David" as a scantily clad Santa got more than just jolly laughs from his neighbors. Barry McBee said he was aiming to make people chuc ...

04/12/2009 at 06:47:43 - Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldw ...

03/12/2009 at 00:35:14 - Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was s ...

10/03/2010 at 20:51:00 - Desperate road safety chiefs in Romania have put up traffic signs warning motorists of drunk pedestrians.

24/02/2010 at 22:01:00 - A dog has become 'mum' to two tiger cubs after they were rejected at birth.

18/02/2010 at 10:01:00 - Tory bogeyman Michael Howard was involved in an alien mystery yesterday when files revealed there was a UFO over his house.

17/02/2010 at 22:00:00 - Cats, crocs and bears feature in this dangerous video round-up

08/02/2010 at 23:51:00 - Barack Obama has labelled the massive snowfall on America's east coast Snowmageddon - and this weather forecaster sounds like he believes it really is the end of the world.